The Omega Query #1 - Pooh Talk

The start of something new here at the site, where I bring thought provoking questions to the masses via Omegle. It's not quite a "man on the street" interview, but the anonymity brings a certain freedom normally reserved for those masturbating monkeys at the zoo. The poll isn't restricted or anything, so feel free to post a comment if you have a strong opinion about the following:

The Omega Query #1 

What's up with Winnie the Pooh's voice? Is that an accent or something?

My Favorite Responses:

You: What's up with Winnie the Pooh's voice? Is that an accent or something?
Stranger: idk man
Stranger: it's weird
Stranger: i was thinking about that
You: Seems like a random thought.
Stranger: nah
Stranger: it's philosophic
Stranger: :)
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You: What's up with Winnie the Pooh's voice? Is that an accent or something?
Stranger: i'm not sure...
Stranger: i never thought of it like that
You: It could be a speech impediment I suppose.
Stranger: Hmm....
Stranger: wow
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You: What's up with Winnie the Pooh's voice? Is that an accent or something?
Stranger: he has down syndrome
You: Oh bother, that's kind of a downer... no pun intended.
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You: What's up with Winnie the Pooh's voice? Is that an accent or something?
Stranger: yeah I know right, he's actually a little kid from china or something
Stranger: fuck everything about that
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You: What's up with Winnie the Pooh's voice? Is that an accent or something?
Stranger: lmao idk
Stranger: i think hes part german or something
You: Why did he move to England? To escape persecution? Or escape a darker past...
Stranger: Im guessing he was on the jews side... who knows, you know
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